WTF Soy Candle

This candle smells like accidentally opening your front camera, your ex texting “hey,” and realizing Mercury is in retrograde again. WTF is a vibe, a mood, and a complete emotional spiral—packaged in soy wax and sass.
Light it when your day starts with spilled coffee and ends with existential dread. Or when you just need the universe to explain itself (spoiler: it won’t). Scent notes include chaotic energy, burnt toast optimism, and a whisper of "you've got to be kidding me."
Perfect for gifting, venting, or staring blankly into the void.