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Don't Fuck Up The Table - Leather Coaster

$12.00Price

Let's be honest. Your current coasters are probably sad. Maybe they're sticky. Maybe they're that foam novelty kind you got as a stocking stuffer in '03. It's time to upgrade your coaster game and finally look like the discerning, sophisticated adult you pretend to be.

 

These aren't your grandma's lace doilies. These are our Hand-Pressed Harness Leather Coasters, meticulously cut and pressed by hand right here in Milwaukee, WI—where we know a thing or two about quality leather goods and the importance of a good drink.

 

Why You Need These Coasters:

 

  • The "Thick & Fine" Guarantee: We use some of the thickest, most glorious harness leather available. They're basically tiny leather shields for your coffee table. Go ahead, spill your Bloody Mary, these things can take it.

  • The Perfect Patina: Like a fine Wisconsin cheddar or a vintage flannel, these coasters only get better with age. They'll develop a rich patina, which is a fancy way of saying they’ll absorb the evidence of every happy hour and late-night D&D session, telling a unique, beautiful story.

  • The Ultimate Gifting Flex: Tired of giving boring gift cards? Mix and match a set of these bad boys, and the recipient will think, "Wow, they really picked these out just for me! They clearly recognize my refined taste and commitment to preventing water rings." It's unique, it's surprising, and it says, "I care about your furniture almost as much as I care about you."

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Stop using that napkin or, heaven forbid, nothing at all. Grab a set (or four) and let the rest of your housewares weep with jealousy.

 

How Big?

4"

Quantity
Only 5 left in stock
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